nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

(via bastille)

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via crunchier)

b0urney:

hotboyproblems:

my heart goes out to all the kids that have parents that turn the interent off at night

my heart goes out to the kids who don’t know how to turn the internet back on

(Source: hotboyproblems, via stu-pid-it-y)

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

(via stu-pid-it-y)

blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

(via stu-pid-it-y)